THE ARCHIVE

After intensive negotiation it was decided not to update the old navigation bars as they appear on the archived pages. As a result, very few of the links are likely to function and you will be virtually stranded when browsing through much of the following material. We would apologize for this confusing state of affairs if it were not in fact the great improvement over the old state of affairs which we all know it is.

Old Obscure Pages (1999)

Javascript Rant
GeekCode 3.1

The Monthly Musings

07.98   (mice, carry-ons, self-flushing toilets)
06.98   (light, bowling)
05.98   (product labels, the unplugged phone, the best brunch)
04.98   (the international space station, famous people, cashmere sweaters, the bounty)
03.98   (mr. potatohead, donuts, the titanic)
02.98   (pyramidally stacked fruit, moving my car)
01.98   ("what happened was...," the other side of camelot, the plastic rain kerchief, the perception of time's duration)
12.97   (teensy photograph stickers, red nail polish)
11.97   (plastic kerchiefs, think different, the self breast exam)
10.97   (the mcdonald's menu, parking in the sutter stockton garage, my peete's coffee credit card)

Things from the Former So-Called Large Essay Section

Hiking Mt. Whitney
Campaign 55
New York Vacation '98
Dissolving M&Ms
The Great PDA Report

The Ill-Conceived, Oft-Baffling, Never-Explained Quotes

Adam Smith
Bertrand Russell
Missed Connections
Oliver Wendell Holmes
C.P. Snow
William Hogarth
Richard Feynman
Lowell Edmunds

Guest Email 1998

Paúl
Crazy
Sand
Paperclip
Drywall
Cargo
Travel
Trepanned
Warranty
Dreams
Haiku
Party
Marzipan

The One and Only Item Ever to Appear in the Today's Thought Section

001: On the Coordination of External Stimuli