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Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1998 17:41:16
From: Leah
Subject: MS Office 97 Grammarcheck Haiku

Talking paperclip,
my style is the long sentence.
You furrow your brow.

Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 17:15:34
From: Leah

Dancing paperclip,
you display lousy usage.
Still, I think you're cute.

Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 17:32:12
From: Jill

devil's workstation
leah longs for idle mind
far off from writing

Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 17:38:55
From: Liz

Poor little Leah
Behind eyebrows lies the mind
polka dotted pants!!!!

Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 18:05:12
From: Laura

Making time escape,
the calendar plots its course.
Tenure lurks ahead.

Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1998 21:10:32
From: Leah

Leah's breakdown.
Paperclip, Microsoft eat
pages, pages. Yow.

Date: Sat, 1 Aug 1998 12:05:44
From: Jill

i am so sorry
to hear of your misfortune
i say eat ice cream

Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1998 12:55:39
From: Lmelii@aol.com

A.M. sun, the zing
of computer lessened, the
Paperclip grins out.